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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Friday, 23 November 2018

THE WONKY UNICORN - Jolly Rhymes for Difficult times

JOLLY RHYMES FOR DIFFICULT TIMES
by Otto Fishblanket

The Wonky Unicorn

I'm a wonky unicorn;
I'm different to the rest -

My legs are short and hairy,
And I wear a woolly vest.

But I'm still magic!

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FREE PRINTABLE POSTCARD (A6 size)
from Mr Fishblanket!
Download the high resolution jpeg by clicking the download button below.

Ideal for when you need a postcard or greeting card about a wonky unicorn.

picture of a unicorn with short,hairy legs and woolly vest

Click the button below to instantly download
your useful unicorn poem:

wonky unicorn poem download button