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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Jake Bakes Cakes - A Rhyming Picture Book about a Cake Maker

Jake Bakes Cakes!
A silly rhyming picture book,
available on Amazon as a kindle ebook
or a 10" x 8" paperback.
What kind of cakes does Jake bake?
He bakes upside-down cakes for acrobats, 
And pumpkin cakes for witches and their cats.
He bakes banana cakes for monkey in the tree,
And fish cakes for fishes in the sea . . .

(Click on the images to see the book on Amazon)
Or click HERE !

A chef holds a mixing bowl ready to bake cakes


Picture of a monkey eating banana cake, and fishes and octopus eating fish cakes