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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Saturday, 13 October 2018

Printable Print - Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, instant download nursery print!

I have now started selling printable prints in my ETSY SHOP. They are available for instant download for you to print at home, or at a print shop. You get a high res jpeg in four different sizes: 8 x 10 inches, 11 x 14 inches, A4 and A3.

Download it HERE


Illustration with text of the poem twinkle twinkle little bat

Twinkle, twinkle,
Little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.



The poem, is of course, a parody of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
recited by the Mad Hatter in Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland

As you may have realised I haven't come up with any new children's books for the kindle in a while. This is because they really aren't selling any more. I now and again give them away free via Bookbub - so do check there, and i will try to remember to announce on here when I have free offers coming up.