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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Wednesday, 24 October 2018

Mostly Ghostly Halloween Freebie (allegedly)

Speaking of which, this is supposed to be FREE today and the next two days:


But does not seem to be free on amazon.com, only amazon.co.uk, don't know why. Perhaps it will be free tomorrow? Who knows? I've kind of given up with amazon