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Monday, 29 October 2018

It's that time of year again! Get your filthy mitts on Stinky Santa!

STINKY SANTA
Jingle bells, Santa smells - 
He smells of mouldy cheese.
He doesn't wear any trousers
So you can see his knees.

Stinky Santa, written by renowned celebrity chef impersonator Otto Fishblanket, is a very disrespectful rhyming book about Santa Claus being smelly. It is illustrated by childen's book illustrator and part-time van driver Gerald Hawksley.
If you are looking for a Christmas book for children, particularly a Christmas book that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you are in luck.
(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)

* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*
Cover illustration of stinky santa being stinky
Get it on Amazon.com HERE!
Or if you reside in the United Kingdom get it HERE instead!
Hurry up, or you won't get it in time to delight your grubby little creatures this Christmastide.

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