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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Monday, 29 October 2018

It's that time of year again! Get your filthy mitts on Stinky Santa!

STINKY SANTA
Jingle bells, Santa smells - 
He smells of mouldy cheese.
He doesn't wear any trousers
So you can see his knees.

Stinky Santa, written by renowned celebrity chef impersonator Otto Fishblanket, is a very disrespectful rhyming book about Santa Claus being smelly. It is illustrated by childen's book illustrator and part-time van driver Gerald Hawksley.
If you are looking for a Christmas book for children, particularly a Christmas book that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you are in luck.
(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)

* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*
Cover illustration of stinky santa being stinky
Get it on Amazon.com HERE!
Or if you reside in the United Kingdom get it HERE instead!
Hurry up, or you won't get it in time to delight your grubby little creatures this Christmastide.