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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Saturday, 27 October 2018

Dancing Unicorns, Silly Rhyming Picture Poem

Unicorns are beautiful
Unicorns are wise
They love to dance
In their underpants
Beneath the starry skies

An instant download  for you to print at home

A picture of unicorns dancing in their underpants beneath the stars

Available from my ETSY SHOP