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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

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Sunday, 28 October 2018

Crumphorn's Patent Ghost Transporter

illustration of a novel method of transporting ghosts
Crumphorn's Ghost-Transporter
Moving haunted-house?
Visiting the Witch Doctor?
It's as easy as A-B
with Crumphorn's Patent
Ghost Transporter!

Crumphorn's of Whitminster
Purveyors of Ghost Accessories since 1594