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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Friday, 13 October 2017

Why did the ghosties go to the sales? Halloween Joke

Halloween is in the air, you'd like to see a ghost, but where?
Come with me to GHOSTIE TOWN, in my kindle ebook for kids! Now with added jokes!
Get it here on amazon.com
Or get it here in the U.K.

Q.why did the ghosts go to the sales? A.they were bargain haunters