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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Wednesday, 28 December 2016

I've set the MONSTERS free again! Free kindle ebook for kids SPECIAL OFFER!

I've set the monsters free!
SILLY MONSTERS ABC is FREE 28th-30th December 2017!
An ABC ebook for little monsters everywhere!

No longer free, but may well be again soon:


FREE ON AMAZON.CO.UK


Don't have a kindle?
It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:

picture of an amblemoose
A is for the amblemoose,
who ambles aimlessly.
picture of a buzzlesnout
B is for the buzzlesnout,
who buzzes like a bee.
picture of a crocododo
C is for the crocododo,
who eats carrot cake.
picture of a dampwottle
D is for the drooling dampwottle,
who dribbles by the lake.