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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Friday, 2 December 2016

FREE STINKY CHRISTMAS EBOOK FOR KIDS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET! IT'S RUBBISH! (but it's free)

FREE STINKY CHRISTMAS EBOOK FOR KIDS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!
(Abysmally illustrated by Gerald Hawksley)

"lame . . . dud . . . mean . . . boring . . . poor effort . . . not very amusing . . . smelly"
Just a few of the things reviewers are saying about this book!

Ten one star Reviews!

(Six one star reviews  on Amazon.com! Four one star reviews on Amazon.co.uk!)

We can do better than that! More one star reviews, please!

FREE very poor quality ebook for kids from Otto Fishblanket. It's rubbish, but it's free!
And you are free to write a stinky review. The stinkier the better! Get it now!

Free |Christmas ebook for kids
Stinky Santa Christmas ebook for kids! 


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