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URGENT CHRISTMAS STOCKING-FILLER NEWS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!

Hello!
Otto Fishblanket here, famous author and dubious entrepreneur.

Perhaps you have recently downloaded the FREE KINDLE ebook of Stinky Santa?

Well, ebooks are all very well and super-technological, but nothing in the world beats a 
REAL BOOK for Christmas! 

Did you know Stinky Santa is available as a real paperback book, and it makes an
ideal stinky stocking-filler for Stinky Santa fans!

You can get it in the UK by clicking HERE !

You can get it in the USA by clicking HERE!

Image of Paperback version of Stinky Santa



Monday, 29 July 2013

FIVE DAYS OF FREE PIDDLES!!!

OK , there are small rumours that the reporting system at Amazon is having a bit of a hiccup.

Fingers crossed that it is not the end of the world after all.

Better stop fussing about and get some work done! (With crossed fingers)

Anyway, I have set Piddles The Penguin to go FREE for five whole days starting tomorrow, regardless.

So if you are amused by incontinent penguins (the subject matter has had a mixed reception, to be honest), then FILL YOUR BOOTS, as it were.



Friday, 25 January 2013

PIDDLES THE PENGUIN!

What ho! Otto here!
Here is my new bestselling work of children's literature!

It is about a penguin called Piddles who widdles everywhere.

"Brilliant!" I hear you say, wondering why no-one has penned such a tome before. That is why I am a Bestselling Author and International Poet and you are not. (Statistically speaking it is very unlikely another Bestselling Author and International Poet is reading this. But if you are actually a Bestselling Author and International Poet, I apologize.)

It will be free, of course, for a short period, purely out of the goodness of my heart, on Monday and Tuesday. Probably this coming Monday and Tuesday, the 28th and 29th of January. But as it is only 99 cents, or 77 pence, why not buy it anyway? You can always return it if you don't like it!

Click on this rather shakily drawn cover image to view the thing on Amazon.com, or click on the links underneath!
Piddles the Penguin ebook for kids


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