Sunday, 22 October 2017

Your inspirational hat quote of the day, courtesy of Lord Treacle

Your inspirational hat quote of the day, from Lord Treacle's Big Book of Inspirational Hat Quotes, published in association with Figg's Famous Tinned Marmalade Soup
An inspirational verse about a hat

Thursday, 19 October 2017

Poem of the Day! A strange poem about a beard.

I dedicate this strange poem about a beard to Gwendoline Tankweasel.

illustration of strange poem about a beard

Another FREE Halloween ebook for kids!

Here is today's link to a FREE kindle ebook on Amazon.com:

Cover of Tovi the Penguin free ebook

sample spread from free kindle ebook

sample spread from free kindle ebook


Note: This Halloween ebook is free at the time of me posting the link, it may not be free if you visit at a later date or time!



Don't have a kindle?
It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

Ghost buying advice from Otto Fishblanket

Don't buy a ghost mail order,
Or off the internet.
There are some dodgy dealers out there,
And you don't know what you'll get.

illustration of person buying the wrong sort of ghost
From MOSTLY GHOSTLY by Otto Fishblanket

Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Friday, 13 October 2017

My Pet Ghost, Mostly Ghostly, Halloween eBook for kids

Another page from My Pet Ghost in MOSTLY GHOSTLY, Otto Fishblanket's Halloween eBook for kids (If you are going trick or treating keep an eye open as to who is tagging along!):
He really likes October, that's when he has most fun

Stinky Santa's reindeer

From Stinky Santa by Otto Fishblanket:
Santa's reindeer eat pickled eggs


Why did the ghosties go to the sales? Halloween Joke

Halloween is in the air, you'd like to see a ghost, but where?
Come with me to GHOSTIE TOWN, in my kindle ebook for kids! Now with added jokes!
Get it here on amazon.com
Or get it here in the U.K.

Q.why did the ghosts go to the sales? A.they were bargain haunters

Thursday, 12 October 2017

Mostly Ghostly - Halloween ebook for kids -the Hairy Hands of Dartmoor

Here is a poem from Mostly Ghostly by Otto Fishblanket
The hairy hands are scary - they haunt the misty moors
This was inspired by the legend of the Hairy Hands of Dartmoor

Grab a Ghosties paperback!

If you enjoyed my FREE Ghosties ebook (If you haven't grabbed it now, it is too late! All my free days are used up!), you might like to consider the paperback print edition (not free, alas!) 
Plenty of time to order it for this Halloween!
Get it here!
Or here if you are in U.K.
boo said the ghost

The Evil Garden by Edward Gorey, my favourite Edward Gorey book

What is Halloween without Edward Gorey? Here is a favourite of mine:

Free Halloween eBook for kids!

Look, here'e another free Halloween ebook for your kindle!

Stinky Santa now out in paperback! With Surprise Grotty Gift!

Ta dah! Otto Fishblanket here. My famous ebook Stinky Santa is now available as a paperback for you to keep and treasure! It has a brand new cover and now includes a Surprise Grotty Gift!

Picture of Stinky Santa Christmas paperback book

Have a look on amazon.com, and read the stunning reviews here! 
Or on amazon.co.uk here!

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

FREE Halloween ebook. Free for your kindle!

FREE Halloween ebook for kids.
MOSTLY GHOSTLY by Otto Fishblanket

Don't have a kindle?
It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:

What do ghosts like to eat?

My ghost's favourite food is anchovies on toast
Are ghosts scary?

Aunt Rose is spooked by a spook
Should you keep a pet ghost?
Find the answers in
FREE today and tomorrow on Amazon!


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It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:


Saturday, 30 September 2017

Another page from Otto Fishblanket's classic book on ghosts

Here is another page from Otto Fishblanket's new book
(available as ebook or paperback)

I bought him from a ghost shop, he was selling off quite cheap

Don't have a kindle?
It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:

Thursday, 28 September 2017

Mostly Ghostly Halloween ebook for kids! It's nearly October!

Woooo! Here is page from Otto Fishblanket's new ebook. (Also available in paperback! - Otto)

He follows me around, just like a faithful doggy. He likes it when it's dark, and also when it's foggy.
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It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:

Saturday, 23 September 2017

New title by Otto Fishblanket!

Hi - Otto Fishblanket here!
I have a new kindle book out! It is called Mostly Ghostly and it is a rhyming picture book about ghosts, particularly my pet ghost, Eric.
A paperback version of it will be published shortly.
Have a look at it on Amazon.com here!
Or Amazon.co.uk here!

Picture of cover of Mostly ghostly Halloween ebook

Don't have a kindle?
It doesn't matter - you can read kindle books on many devices using the FREE Kindle Reading App:

Thursday, 13 July 2017

New book coming soon!

Having lots of ideas for new silly rhyming picture books! Here is a sneak preview of one new title.

picture of a funny clown from picture book
children's book illustration of clown's dogillustration from children's book of clown's dog doing a trick
picture of clown giving his dog treats

friendly dog is licking clown




Sunday, 2 July 2017

Get Doctor Kangaroo FREE if you have Amazon Prime!

Yes! Doctor Kangaroo is featured in the Amazon Prime reading program. If you have Amazon Prime you can read it for FREE!
Click on the picture:


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