Thursday, 29 December 2016

Silly Monster Puzzle. Silly Monster ABC free eBook for Kids


illustration for silly monster puzzle
Monster Puzzle: Which Monster has scoffed the most mouldy toast?
From my kindle ebook for kids, Silly Monsters ABC,
available for FREE on amazon today and tomorrow!


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Wednesday, 28 December 2016

I've set the MONSTERS free again! Free kindle ebook for kids SPECIAL OFFER!

I've set the monsters free!
SILLY MONSTERS ABC is FREE 28th-30th December!
An ABC ebook for little monsters everywhere!
Download for your kindle here:



picture of an amblemoose
A is for the amblemoose,
who ambles aimlessly.
picture of a buzzlesnout
B is for the buzzlesnout,
who buzzes like a bee.
picture of a crocododo
C is for the crocododo,
who eats carrot cake.
picture of a dampwottle
D is for the drooling dampwottle,
who dribbles by the lake.





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Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Stinky Santa Christmas eBook Success! Stinky Santa does Number 2! Incredible eBook Bestseller!!

Incredible News! Amazing Christmas eBook Bestseller!
Stinky Santa has only gone and got to Number 2 in Children's Christmas eBooks on Amazon.co.uk!
screenshot of stinky santa on bestseller list
SCREENSHOT OF BESTSELLING SUCCESS!

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Monday, 26 December 2016

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Friday, 2 December 2016

FREE STINKY CHRISTMAS EBOOK FOR KIDS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET! IT'S RUBBISH! (but it's free)

FREE STINKY CHRISTMAS EBOOK FOR KIDS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!
(Abysmally illustrated by Gerald Hawksley)

"lame . . . dud . . . mean . . . boring . . . poor effort . . . not very amusing . . . smelly"
Just a few of the things reviewers are saying about this book!

Ten one star Reviews!

(Six one star reviews  on Amazon.com! Four one star reviews on Amazon.co.uk!)

We can do better than that! More one star reviews, please!

FREE very poor quality ebook for kids from Otto Fishblanket. It's rubbish, but it's free!
And you are free to write a stinky review. The stinkier the better! Get it now!

Free |Christmas ebook for kids
Stinky Santa Christmas ebook for kids! 


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