Wednesday, 28 December 2016

I've set the MONSTERS free again! Free kindle ebook for kids SPECIAL OFFER!

I've set the monsters free!
SILLY MONSTERS ABC is FREE 28th-30th December!
An ABC ebook for little monsters everywhere!
Download for your kindle here:



picture of an amblemoose
A is for the amblemoose,
who ambles aimlessly.
picture of a buzzlesnout
B is for the buzzlesnout,
who buzzes like a bee.
picture of a crocododo
C is for the crocododo,
who eats carrot cake.
picture of a dampwottle
D is for the drooling dampwottle,
who dribbles by the lake.




Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Stinky Santa Christmas eBook Success! Stinky Santa does Number 2! Incredible eBook Bestseller!!

Incredible News! Amazing Christmas eBook Bestseller!
Stinky Santa has only gone and got to Number 2 in Children's Christmas eBooks on Amazon.co.uk!
screenshot of stinky santa on bestseller list
SCREENSHOT OF BESTSELLING SUCCESS!

Buy, share or preview below:

Monday, 26 December 2016

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Friday, 2 December 2016

FREE STINKY CHRISTMAS EBOOK FOR KIDS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET! IT'S RUBBISH! (but it's free)

FREE STINKY CHRISTMAS EBOOK FOR KIDS FROM OTTO FISHBLANKET!
(Abysmally illustrated by Gerald Hawksley)

"lame . . . dud . . . mean . . . boring . . . poor effort . . . not very amusing . . . smelly"
Just a few of the things reviewers are saying about this book!

Ten one star Reviews!

(Six one star reviews  on Amazon.com! Four one star reviews on Amazon.co.uk!)

We can do better than that! More one star reviews, please!

FREE very poor quality ebook for kids from Otto Fishblanket. It's rubbish, but it's free!
And you are free to write a stinky review. The stinkier the better! Get it now!

Free |Christmas ebook for kids
Stinky Santa Christmas ebook for kids! 


CLICK HERE TO VIEW ON AMAZON.COM
CLICK HERE TO VIEW ON AMAZON.CO.UK

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Friday, 11 November 2016

Happy Animals Kindle ebook preview, and get FREE trial of Amazon Kindle Unlimited

Preview of my HAPPY ANIMALS kindle book for kids.
This now includes SLEEPY ANIMALS, too. So even more value for money!
(Don't forget you can get it for FREE if you have Kindle Unlimited subscription - get a free trial here:
Join Amazon Kindle Unlimited 30-Day Free Trial )


Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Another FREE kid's ebook announcement!

Another free ebook offer!
My kindle ebook for kids IF YOU HAVE A HAT is FREE today!! 
(It is free from 9th - 13th November)

Now with added hat jokes and puzzles!


Hat joke illustration


     free kindle book for kids cover illustration

Sunday, 23 October 2016

FREE kindle ebook for children: SILLY MONSTERS ABC

Another day, another FREEBIE!
SILLY MONSTERS ABC now free (23rd - 25th October)
Perfect alphabet book for little monsters everywhere!
Download for your kindle here:

FREE ON AMAZON.COM
FREE ON AMAZON.CO.UK

picture of an amblemoose
A is for the amblemoose,
who ambles aimlessly.
picture of a buzzlesnout
B is for the buzzlesnout,
who buzzes like a bee.
picture of a crocododo
C is for the crocododo,
who eats carrot cake.
picture of a dampwottle
D is for the drooling dampwottle,
who dribbles by the lake.