Friday, 23 November 2012

Otto Fishblanket's Summer Sale

Hello, all!
Otto Fishblanket here! I am running the show from now on. Gerald Hawksley has gone for a little, ahem, break. Don't expect him back anytime soon.

First off, I am having a summer sale of Mr Hawksley's ebooks. I am in the process of reducing them all to 99 cents. As no-one is buying his pathetic rubbish any way I don't expect this to make much difference.

Into the bargain bin they go.

I am going to publish my own ebook, and it will be better than his and only cost 99 cents to start with. I have to get him to illustrate it, though, unfortunately, as I cannot afford a proper illustrator.

Goodness knows what rubbish he will come up with.

By the way, if any of you good folk are considering Christmas purchases from Amazon.com, if you do so via the Amazon links on this blog a small percentage of the purchase price will go to Mr Hawksley, at no cost to you. There is no incentive for you to do this.

He is a decent enough chap, really. He just doesn't apparently have any semblance of a grip on reality.


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