Ten things you didn't know about Gerald Hawksley

1               I have one leg fat
2               I have one leg thin
3               I once lived in a biscuit tin

                 And another thing -
4               I invented string

5               My nose is pointy
6               My ears are red
7               I wear a fez upon my head

8               My hair is orange
9               My teeth are green
10             I bake cakes in my washing machine